February 11, 2011 · CEDAR STREET · Page 3
PGHS Young Writers' Club
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I Come From Facebook
by Linsey Morin
Where I come from, anger is shown via caps lock,
Conversations terminated by colons and parenthesis,
Followed by infinite less than threes, LOLs and OMG and
integrated into the overrated,
That that should be terminated
A site with which us teenagers lovingly call Facebook.
It's on our computers, on our phones, on our hands and on our
minds
And it binds and grinds and we forgot what we left behind,
Our world of secret handshakes and kickball, a where it's okay to
call,
Instead of LAWL on my wall
We write what's on our minds till we bleed,
What we want, what we need,
It all goes up on the live news feed for the whole Facebook
world to see,
And we poke and we poke treating pokes like coke,
Addicted to the satisfaction like the words we once spoke,
Updating and tiking since the second we woke
So why not sign up and try it it's free,
Then you can IM or message me,
But neither you nor me,
We couldn't foresee the social networking social problem that
has been decreed,
But now I've got to GTG,
So copy and repost ifyou agree.
Marge Ann Jameson
(30/y 49
There was not one bad dog in all of RG. last week. There was a rash of
domestic violence, on which we don't report as a rule, and there was a lot of
tampering with cars, but the dogs were probably on their best behavior for
the AT&T.
Relationships, just in time for Valentine's Day
When she found a checkbook in her son's car belonging to his ex-girlfriend,
a mom turned it in to police for safekeeping knowing that her son would not
want to see the girlfriend to return it.
A victim reported his ex-girlfriend phoned him and said she was going to
have another person kill him. It had nothing to do with checkbooks.
Reporting party has documented years of problems with her neighbor,
culminating in floodlights being trained on her property and tampering with
property line markers. She was advised to contact the Planning Department to
see whether or not the lights were legal and to check on the property markers.
Another rash of punched locks on parked vehicles
A victim reported a vehicle parked on Monarch Lane had been vandalized
while parked.
A vehicle on Monterey Ave. had its door handle and driver's side lock
damaged.
A vehicle on Spruce St. was damaged by unknown, the door keyhole lock
punched. No entry made.
A Harley Davidson jacket was stolen from the back seat of a vehicle on
ForestAve. The victim couldn't remember whether she had locked the car or not.
A vehicle had been left locked on Junipero Ave. but someone got in by
damaging the door lock. They stole a wallet.
A car parked on Walnut St. with doors locked and alarm set was damaged
and the interior ransacked. The driver's side door lock was punched. Odds are
the alarm scared offthe bad guy.
Hope it hadn't been sitting there that long.
An abandoned car on Evans Ave. was towed for expired registration (like
six years).
Another car was towed from 17 Mile Drive on a 72-hour violation.
But the lock wasn't punched
A ForestAve. business's window was found to be broken. Unknown how
it was broken or when.
We really want to give you this money!
After 10-15 calls in one month about loan refinancing, the phone company
advised the recipient they had to make a police report in order to obtain the
caller's number and make the calls stop.
Monterey Regional Park District classes
offer parenVchild walks and more
But she didn't fall for it, even for $5 million
When she received a call advising her she had won $5 million and a new
car and all she had to do was give her credit card info and wire $1255 via
Western Union to an address in Montgomery, AL, the recipient realized it was
a scam. She just wanted to document it.
Parent and Child in the Wild
Join us to meet butterflies, insects and other colorful residents of Carmel Val-
ley. Enjoy the sights and sounds of nature as you amble along the trails at your pace,
uncovering nature's secrets and treasures. A knowledgeable naturalist experienced in
teaching all ages guides each walk.
Ages through 3 years old, an adult must accompany children, Wednesdays, Feb.
16, March 16, 9:30 AM-11 :30 AM each time, Santa Lucia Conservancy Visitor Center,
26700 Rancho San Carlos Road, Cannel Valley, $15 (resident), $17 (non-resident),
adults are free. Instructors: Santa Lucia Conservancy naturalists.
Rock Climbing: Learn the Ropes
The perfect introduction to rock climbing. This specia12-hour introductory indoor
program will teach you the skills you need to get started climbing. Learn important
safety tips, techniques, footwork and training. Practice the moves to get you outdoors.
Equipment rental and full gym day-use included.
Ages 12-adult, Wed., Feb. 16, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m., Sanctuary Rock Gym, 1855 East
Avenue, Sand City, $45 (district resident), $50 (non-district resident). Cost, if combined
with outdoor climb class, "Harness Your Skills," offered Sun., March 6, and Sun.,
March 13 (9 AM-6 PM at Pinnacles National Monument-West), is total of $175 for
a district resident and $193 for a non-district resident for both an inside and outdoor
class. Instructor: Sanctuary Rock Gym.
Follow the Seasons Hike Series
Observe spectacular seasonal transitions in vivid relief at the private Santa Lucia
Preserve. Follow the crisp reds and yellows to the verdant greens; learn about owl
behavior, ladybug hibernation and Native American peoples on these focused hikel-
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PGHS Young Writers' Club
Vo{"19 11)riterC Gorn€n
I Come From Facebook
by Linsey Morin
Where I come from, anger is shown via caps lock,
Conversations terminated by colons and parenthesis,
Followed by infinite less than threes, LOLs and OMG and
integrated into the overrated,
That that should be terminated
A site with which us teenagers lovingly call Facebook.
It's on our computers, on our phones, on our hands and on our
minds
And it binds and grinds and we forgot what we left behind,
Our world of secret handshakes and kickball, a where it's okay to
call,
Instead of LAWL on my wall
We write what's on our minds till we bleed,
What we want, what we need,
It all goes up on the live news feed for the whole Facebook
world to see,
And we poke and we poke treating pokes like coke,
Addicted to the satisfaction like the words we once spoke,
Updating and tiking since the second we woke
So why not sign up and try it it's free,
Then you can IM or message me,
But neither you nor me,
We couldn't foresee the social networking social problem that
has been decreed,
But now I've got to GTG,
So copy and repost ifyou agree.
Marge Ann Jameson
(30/y 49
There was not one bad dog in all of RG. last week. There was a rash of
domestic violence, on which we don't report as a rule, and there was a lot of
tampering with cars, but the dogs were probably on their best behavior for
the AT&T.
Relationships, just in time for Valentine's Day
When she found a checkbook in her son's car belonging to his ex-girlfriend,
a mom turned it in to police for safekeeping knowing that her son would not
want to see the girlfriend to return it.
A victim reported his ex-girlfriend phoned him and said she was going to
have another person kill him. It had nothing to do with checkbooks.
Reporting party has documented years of problems with her neighbor,
culminating in floodlights being trained on her property and tampering with
property line markers. She was advised to contact the Planning Department to
see whether or not the lights were legal and to check on the property markers.
Another rash of punched locks on parked vehicles
A victim reported a vehicle parked on Monarch Lane had been vandalized
while parked.
A vehicle on Monterey Ave. had its door handle and driver's side lock
damaged.
A vehicle on Spruce St. was damaged by unknown, the door keyhole lock
punched. No entry made.
A Harley Davidson jacket was stolen from the back seat of a vehicle on
ForestAve. The victim couldn't remember whether she had locked the car or not.
A vehicle had been left locked on Junipero Ave. but someone got in by
damaging the door lock. They stole a wallet.
A car parked on Walnut St. with doors locked and alarm set was damaged
and the interior ransacked. The driver's side door lock was punched. Odds are
the alarm scared offthe bad guy.
Hope it hadn't been sitting there that long.
An abandoned car on Evans Ave. was towed for expired registration (like
six years).
Another car was towed from 17 Mile Drive on a 72-hour violation.
But the lock wasn't punched
A ForestAve. business's window was found to be broken. Unknown how
it was broken or when.
We really want to give you this money!
After 10-15 calls in one month about loan refinancing, the phone company
advised the recipient they had to make a police report in order to obtain the
caller's number and make the calls stop.
Monterey Regional Park District classes
offer parenVchild walks and more
But she didn't fall for it, even for $5 million
When she received a call advising her she had won $5 million and a new
car and all she had to do was give her credit card info and wire $1255 via
Western Union to an address in Montgomery, AL, the recipient realized it was
a scam. She just wanted to document it.
Parent and Child in the Wild
Join us to meet butterflies, insects and other colorful residents of Carmel Val-
ley. Enjoy the sights and sounds of nature as you amble along the trails at your pace,
uncovering nature's secrets and treasures. A knowledgeable naturalist experienced in
teaching all ages guides each walk.
Ages through 3 years old, an adult must accompany children, Wednesdays, Feb.
16, March 16, 9:30 AM-11 :30 AM each time, Santa Lucia Conservancy Visitor Center,
26700 Rancho San Carlos Road, Cannel Valley, $15 (resident), $17 (non-resident),
adults are free. Instructors: Santa Lucia Conservancy naturalists.
Rock Climbing: Learn the Ropes
The perfect introduction to rock climbing. This specia12-hour introductory indoor
program will teach you the skills you need to get started climbing. Learn important
safety tips, techniques, footwork and training. Practice the moves to get you outdoors.
Equipment rental and full gym day-use included.
Ages 12-adult, Wed., Feb. 16, 6 p.m. - 8 p.m., Sanctuary Rock Gym, 1855 East
Avenue, Sand City, $45 (district resident), $50 (non-district resident). Cost, if combined
with outdoor climb class, "Harness Your Skills," offered Sun., March 6, and Sun.,
March 13 (9 AM-6 PM at Pinnacles National Monument-West), is total of $175 for
a district resident and $193 for a non-district resident for both an inside and outdoor
class. Instructor: Sanctuary Rock Gym.
Follow the Seasons Hike Series
Observe spectacular seasonal transitions in vivid relief at the private Santa Lucia
Preserve. Follow the crisp reds and yellows to the verdant greens; learn about owl
behavior, ladybug hibernation and Native American peoples on these focused hikel-
-'
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